Dear Prospective Employee,
While your background as a stable boy is fascinating and, I'm sure, great practical experience for the veterinarian field. It does not, however, qualify you for the design engineer position you saw advertised on the Internet. I realize your "trainable" and a "quick learner" with a great "eye for detail", but that still does not equate to a 4-year degree in mechanical engineering. You seem like a nice kid and, gosh, are you ever eager, but the best I can offer you is a general labor position paying $8.00/hr. I know this sucks, and you were really holding out for a yearly salary of upwards of $70K, but thems the breaks baby.
It's not me - it's you,
Mave
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Poor kid...came for the cash...left with dashed hopes. I mean, what's up with that...it's not like being a mechanical engineer is 'rocket science'...or anything...is it? lol
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